Simply Narcotic

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felicefawn:

Two women became the first couple to have a Buddhist same-sex wedding in Taiwan.
Fish Huang and You Ya-ting , who have been together for seven years, exchanged vows and prayer beads instead of rings at a monastery in Taoyuan, northern Taiwan, accompanied by chants from nearly 300 Buddhists.

Beautiful.

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• me half the time: i'm so insecure and so ugly ew
• me the other half the time: i'm flawless don't touch me peasant

lastchance4sanity:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof 

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I Fucking Love You

I am gonna date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.

Then raise the fuck out of our kids.

And give you all the motherfucking love and support you’d ever fucking need.

And pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage.

And then when the gutters are clogged, I’ll get up that fucking ladder and clean that shit up while you stand by the kitchen window comically judging my work.

And then we can vacuum the fuck out of our carpet so hard that we’ll have to get a new one.

We’ll wash our clothes so goddamn fucking hard. Forget no rinse, we’ll use high fucking speed.

Buy a fucking minivan to stuff our beautiful fucking babies into it and drive the fuck out of it.

Then we can go some fucking parent-teacher meetings and meet the fuck out of our kid’s teacher. Then judge the shit of her in the car.

And we can then pile all the children in the fucking minivan and go to the store and shop for groceries so hard that we actually have to make more than two trips to get all that shit inside the house.

And then cook the fuck out of our kitchen until we have no food left and we feast on that shit for fucking days.

I will eat the fuck out of your homemade cookies.

Then wash the shit out on the dishes together until our entire hands get fucking pruney.

We’ll watch our kids fucking graduate and mother fucking tear up like the bad-ass bosses we fucking are.

We will grow so damn old together, we will look like fucking raisins.

I will fucking tell you every single second how much i fucking love you.

Holding each others fucking hands so hard that we shit our selves.

Until we die and rot as motherfucking corpses together.

Til death do us fuckin’ part.

Happily ever fucking after.

To infinity and fucking beyond…

I fucking love you.

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I don’t smoke, but good Gawd this is some fucking gorgeous bud!

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